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| H.E K.Nkrumah |
WE WERE FASCINATED on a crazy
thought of what may be happening in heaven or the unseen world of
the silent African heroes. The robust activities they did on earth may be rekindled
and we went into their world to explore......
On the first world heaven,
African politicians are having a successful political career. Its
uncalled for to cry for our heroes as they are well and in control up
there.
Upon reading the Heavenly
Herald, we learnt that His Excellency The Prime Minister of
Africa,Kwameh Nkrumah has decided that Africa should consider
expansion into the second world which is being administered by
western leaders.
He had an agreement with his
cabinet where the Defense Ministers Lookout Masuku and Melezi Zanawi
promised nothing but a victory over earthly world power house. In
heaven there is no mercy as sloganeering doesn't work and considering
that Kwameh's government has put stringent suffocating sanctions on
the western block.
On another note, the Africa
Heaven Government Ambassador to UN, Boutros Boutros has vowed that
Africa is considering leaving the UN as other countries seem to be
leaning to much on Africa for solutions. This came after the Americas
President requested a fraction of the African army to fight the
second World War on the side of the Americas as the Asians seem to be
gaining enough ground.
This is currently the best
government with able men and women who are steering Africa Heavenly
Government into staying as the Global superpower industrially and
militarily.
The ten year government setup
is as follows:
Prime
Minister- Kwameh
Nkrumah
DeputyPrime
Minister- Muamar
Gaddaffi
MINISTERS ARE:
State Security-Samora Machel
Defense-Lookout Masuku and
Melezi Zanawi
Home Affairs- Joshua Nkomo
Foreign Affairs- Oliver Tambo
Human Rights -Nelson Mandela
Youth Minister-Thomas Sankara
Justice- Levi Mwanawasa
Transport-Fredrick Chiluba
Education-Julius Nyerere
Women Affairs-Agathe Uwingimana
Peace and Integration- Seretse
Khama
Industry and Development-
Michael Sata
Africa Ambassador to UN-Boutros
Butros
There are other illustrious
heroes who occupy influential posts also as Ambassadors and the
Africa Controlled UN. On the other hand, Idi Amin couldn't be outdone
after making it to heaven by force and is the problematic leader of
rebels. He says his team will be complimented well by his brother
from an earthly southern African country who will be instrumental in
putting strong structures for rebels to take over African Heavenly
government.
The opposition leader Mobutu
Seseko is agitated by the introduction of a single Heaven Africa
language and has vowed to continue marching and protesting against
the idea. He is supported in a loose coalition by the Extremist
Council Sheik Sani Abacha who is working with martyred Somali rebels
to cause instability in heaven as a way of imposing their religion as
the Africa Heaven religion.
We will update you of more
Africa Heaven Government as they will be heaving a definitive
election in 20130 and by that time, there are may cadres on earth who
are expected to have joined heaven with their skills of rigging
elections, violence and propaganda.